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There once was a lone man named gary. Little did Gary know his life was about to change big time. See, Gary was a man that loved his chicken. He loved them so much that he ate at KFC every day. But, then it closed. What was gary to do? He soon found a Popeyes Chicken, and began to eat it untill he discovered that those chickens he had been eating there weren't actually chickens. Instead, Popeyes Chicken served him kiwi. Knowing these were endagered species, he decided he would start an internet donation site in order to help save the Kiwi. He then also kept 10% for his own personal use. This caught up with him, however, when they made a new place for him to eat he sat and pondered what they had to eat. They brought him peanut butter. He then ate such a big bite of peanut butter, it sealed his mouth shut. He had to go and and have his mouth pried open with a crowbar. they screwed up. see, what happened was they pried his teeth out with the crowbar after opening his mouth. He now could not eat anything more and was getting hungry again. This made him very sad. He could have no more chicken. So he ran to the nearest bakery and began to suck on bread untill he was sooo thirsty that he had to drink water. He ran to find a bottle, but could not find one. He had to go to the bathroom, so the though crossed his mind. "Do I drink it or no?" He then decided to drink the toilet water, like a dog, he was fine at first, but then the people writing this story so far have no idea how to properly use comas, semicolons or periods. That previous statement was not meant to be rude.

Now, where were we? Oh yes, drinking toilet water like a dog. He then decided to drink the toilet water like a dog. He was fine at first, but then he passed out face first into the bowl and began to drown. Someone else standing nearby at first laughed, then helped him out.. "Hmm... It seems all of your teeth are misssing, don't worry, I'm a
banana with a hat. And I'm here to save you from eternal damnation." Our sympathetic hero then looked in disbelief at the banana with a hat and
and slowly and quietly walked away. as soon as he got out side, he ran into the Banana with a Hat again. This Banana with a hat was following him everywhere. He wanted to get away from it so he run up a big hill, with Jack and Jill right behind him.

Unfortunately for him,
the chances were slim,
that he would be able to escape.
So he pulled out a gun,
Shot Jack, Jill and their son,
then grabbed the next train to Bel Air.

There once was a lone man named gary. Little did Gary know his life was about to change big time. See, Gary was a man that loved his chicken. He loved them so much that he ate at KFC every day. But, then it closed. What was gary to do? He soon found a Popeyes Chicken, and began to eat it untill he discovered that those chickens he had been eating there weren't actually chickens. Instead, Popeyes Chicken served him kiwi. Knowing these were endagered species, he decided he would start an internet donation site in order to help save the Kiwi. He then also kept 10% for his own personal use. This caught up with him, however, when they made a new place for him to eat he sat and pondered what they had to eat. They brought him peanut butter. He then ate such a big bite of peanut butter, it sealed his mouth shut. He had to go and and have his mouth pried open with a crowbar. they screwed up. see, what happened was they pried his teeth out with the crowbar after opening his mouth. He now could not eat anything more and was getting hungry again. This made him very sad. He could have no more chicken. So he ran to the nearest bakery and began to suck on bread untill he was sooo thirsty that he had to drink water. He ran to find a bottle, but could not find one. He had to go to the bathroom, so the though crossed his mind. "Do I drink it or no?" He then decided to drink the toilet water, like a dog, he was fine at first, but then the people writing this story so far have no idea how to properly use comas, semicolons or periods. That previous statement was not meant to be rude.

Now, where were we? Oh yes, drinking toilet water like a dog. He then decided to drink the toilet water like a dog. He was fine at first, but then he passed out face first into the bowl and began to drown. Someone else standing nearby at first laughed, then helped him out.. "Hmm... It seems all of your teeth are misssing, don't worry, I'm a
banana with a hat. And I'm here to save you from eternal damnation." Our sympathetic hero then looked in disbelief at the banana with a hat and
and slowly and quietly walked away. as soon as he got out side, he ran into the Banana with a Hat again. This Banana with a hat was following him everywhere. He wanted to get away from it so he run up a big hill, with Jack and Jill right behind him.

Unfortunately for him,
the chances were slim,
that he would be able to escape.
So he pulled out a gun,
Shot Jack, Jill and their son,
then grabbed the next train to Bel Air.

As gary, stood their, a voice floated in, "Porcu, i congratulate you on your skillz." So then,

There once was a lone man named gary. Little did Gary know his life was about to change big time. See, Gary was a man that loved his chicken. He loved them so much that he ate at KFC every day. But, then it closed. What was gary to do? He soon found a Popeyes Chicken, and began to eat it untill he discovered that those chickens he had been eating there weren't actually chickens. Instead, Popeyes Chicken served him kiwi. Knowing these were endagered species, he decided he would start an internet donation site in order to help save the Kiwi. He then also kept 10% for his own personal use. This caught up with him, however, when they made a new place for him to eat he sat and pondered what they had to eat. They brought him peanut butter. He then ate such a big bite of peanut butter, it sealed his mouth shut. He had to go and and have his mouth pried open with a crowbar. they screwed up. see, what happened was they pried his teeth out with the crowbar after opening his mouth. He now could not eat anything more and was getting hungry again. This made him very sad. He could have no more chicken. So he ran to the nearest bakery and began to suck on bread untill he was sooo thirsty that he had to drink water. He ran to find a bottle, but could not find one. He had to go to the bathroom, so the though crossed his mind. "Do I drink it or no?" He then decided to drink the toilet water, like a dog, he was fine at first, but then the people writing this story so far have no idea how to properly use comas, semicolons or periods. That previous statement was not meant to be rude.

Now, where were we? Oh yes, drinking toilet water like a dog. He then decided to drink the toilet water like a dog. He was fine at first, but then he passed out face first into the bowl and began to drown. Someone else standing nearby at first laughed, then helped him out.. "Hmm... It seems all of your teeth are misssing, don't worry, I'm a
banana with a hat. And I'm here to save you from eternal damnation." Our sympathetic hero then looked in disbelief at the banana with a hat and
and slowly and quietly walked away. as soon as he got out side, he ran into the Banana with a Hat again. This Banana with a hat was following him everywhere. He wanted to get away from it so he run up a big hill, with Jack and Jill right behind him.

Unfortunately for him,
the chances were slim,
that he would be able to escape.
So he pulled out a gun,
Shot Jack, Jill and their son,
then grabbed the next train to Bel Air.

As gary, stood their, a voice floated in, "Porcu, i congratulate you on your skillz." So then,
the banana with a hat was left behind and Jack and Jill and their son were dead. Porcu felt good being complimented, so good, in fact, he

There once was a lone man named gary. Little did
Gary know his life was about to change big time. See, Gary was a man
that loved his chicken. He loved them so much that he ate at KFC every
day. But, then it closed. What was gary to do? He soon found a Popeyes
Chicken, and began to eat it untill he discovered that those chickens
he had been eating there weren't actually chickens. Instead, Popeyes
Chicken served him kiwi. Knowing these were endagered species, he
decided he would start an internet donation site in order to help save
the Kiwi. He then also kept 10% for his own personal use. This caught
up with him, however, when they made a new place for him to eat he sat
and pondered what they had to eat. They brought him peanut butter. He
then ate such a big bite of peanut butter, it sealed his mouth shut. He
had to go and and have his mouth pried open with a crowbar. they
screwed up. see, what happened was they pried his teeth out with the
crowbar after opening his mouth. He now could not eat anything more and
was getting hungry again. This made him very sad. He could have no more
chicken. So he ran to the nearest bakery and began to suck on bread
untill he was sooo thirsty that he had to drink water. He ran to find a
bottle, but could not find one. He had to go to the bathroom, so the
though crossed his mind. "Do I drink it or no?" He then decided to
drink the toilet water, like a dog, he was fine at first, but then the
people writing this story so far have no idea how to properly use
comas, semicolons or periods. That previous statement was not meant to
be rude.

Now, where were we? Oh yes, drinking toilet water like
a dog. He then decided to drink the toilet water like a dog. He was
fine at first, but then he passed out face first into the bowl and
began to drown. Someone else standing nearby at first laughed, then
helped him out.. "Hmm... It seems all of your teeth are misssing, don't
worry, I'm a
banana with a hat. And I'm here to save you from
eternal damnation." Our sympathetic hero then looked in disbelief at
the banana with a hat and
and slowly and quietly walked away. as
soon as he got out side, he ran into the Banana with a Hat again. This
Banana with a hat was following him everywhere. He wanted to get away
from it so he run up a big hill, with Jack and Jill right behind him.

Unfortunately for him,
the chances were slim,
that he would be able to escape.
So he pulled out a gun,
Shot Jack, Jill and their son,
then grabbed the next train to Bel Air.

As gary, stood their, a voice floated in, "Porcu, i congratulate you on your skillz." So then,
the banana with a hat was left behind and Jack and Jill and their son were dead. Porcu felt good being complimented, so good, in fact, he decided to write another tune.

One that was slower,
unlike your lawn mower,
with the setting at fast,
but oh, what a blast,
to have shot Jack and Jill,
as they ran up the hill.

Porcu saw how good it was and hoped that the others would agree with his judgment, for if they did not

There once was a lone man named gary. Little did Gary know his life was about to change big time. See, Gary was a man that loved his chicken. He loved them so much that he ate at KFC every day. But, then it closed. What was gary to do? He soon found a Popeyes Chicken, and began to eat it untill he discovered that those chickens he had been eating there weren't actually chickens. Instead, Popeyes Chicken served him kiwi. Knowing these were endagered species, he decided he would start an internet donation site in order to help save the Kiwi. He then also kept 10% for his own personal use. This caught up with him, however, when they made a new place for him to eat he sat and pondered what they had to eat. They brought him peanut butter. He then ate such a big bite of peanut butter, it sealed his mouth shut. He had to go and and have his mouth pried open with a crowbar. they screwed up. see, what happened was they pried his teeth out with the crowbar after opening his mouth. He now could not eat anything more and was getting hungry again. This made him very sad. He could have no more chicken. So he ran to the nearest bakery and began to suck on bread untill he was sooo thirsty that he had to drink water. He ran to find a bottle, but could not find one. He had to go to the bathroom, so the though crossed his mind. "Do I drink it or no?" He then decided to drink the toilet water, like a dog, he was fine at first, but then the people writing this story so far have no idea how to properly use comas, semicolons or periods. That previous statement was not meant to be rude.

Now, where were we? Oh yes, drinking toilet water like a dog. He then decided to drink the toilet water like a dog. He was fine at first, but then he passed out face first into the bowl and began to drown. Someone else standing nearby at first laughed, then helped him out.. "Hmm... It seems all of your teeth are misssing, don't worry, I'm a
banana with a hat. And I'm here to save you from eternal damnation." Our sympathetic hero then looked in disbelief at the banana with a hat and
and slowly and quietly walked away. as soon as he got out side, he ran into the Banana with a Hat again. This Banana with a hat was following him everywhere. He wanted to get away from it so he run up a big hill, with Jack and Jill right behind him.

Unfortunately for him,
the chances were slim,
that he would be able to escape.
So he pulled out a gun,
Shot Jack, Jill and their son,
then grabbed the next train to Bel Air.

As gary, stood their, a voice floated in, "Porcu, i congratulate you on your skillz." So then,
the banana with a hat was left behind and Jack and Jill and their son were dead. Porcu felt good being complimented, so good, in fact, he
decided to write another tune.

One that was slower,
unlike your lawn mower,
with the setting at fast,
but oh, what a blast,
to have shot Jack and Jill,
as they ran up the hill.

Porcu saw how good it was and hoped that the others would agree with his judgment, for if they did not
he would surely get depressed and eventually kill himself. Pointless to argue, everyone immediately panned Porcu to the ground, calling him "The worst poet of all-time, even worse than Vogon."
Some years later, he was found dead in his apartment -- he hanged himself.

There once was a lone man named gary...

...Now, where were we? Oh yes, drinking toilet water like a dog. He then decided to drink the toilet water like a dog. He was fine at first, but then he passed out face first into the bowl and began to drown. Someone else standing nearby at first laughed, then helped him out.. "Hmm... It seems all of your teeth are misssing, don't worry, I'm a
banana with a hat. And I'm here to save you from eternal damnation." Our sympathetic hero then looked in disbelief at the banana with a hat and
and slowly and quietly walked away. as soon as he got out side, he ran into the Banana with a Hat again. This Banana with a hat was following him everywhere. He wanted to get away from it so he run up a big hill, with Jack and Jill right behind him.

Unfortunately for him,
the chances were slim,
that he would be able to escape.
So he pulled out a gun,
Shot Jack, Jill and their son,
then grabbed the next train to Bel Air.

As gary, stood their, a voice floated in, "Porcu, i congratulate you on your skillz." So then,
the banana with a hat was left behind and Jack and Jill and their son were dead. Porcu felt good being complimented, so good, in fact, he
decided to write another tune.

One that was slower,
unlike your lawn mower,
with the setting at fast,
but oh, what a blast,
to have shot Jack and Jill,
as they ran up the hill.

Porcu saw how good it was and hoped that the others would agree with his judgment, for if they did not
he would surely get depressed and eventually kill himself. Pointless to argue, everyone immediately panned Porcu to the ground, calling him "The worst poet of all-time, even worse than Vogon."
Some years later, he was found dead in his apartment -- he hanged himself.

History would eventually vindicate this master of rhyme and the grandchildren and great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchilren of Krits and Metz and Tallsville and Clamps and all the other peoples of the earth would learn Porcu's poems by heart.

On a separate note, gary somehow had fallen from a plane flying over the pacific ocean. Descending at neck-breaking speed gary had no parachute and his only chance of survival lay

There once was a lone man named gary. Little did Gary know his life was about to change big time. See, Gary was a man that loved his chicken. He loved them so much that he ate at KFC every day. But, then it closed. What was gary to do? He soon found a Popeyes Chicken, and began to eat it untill he discovered that those chickens he had been eating there weren't actually chickens. Instead, Popeyes Chicken served him kiwi. Knowing these were endagered species, he decided he would start an internet donation site in order to help save the Kiwi. He then also kept 10% for his own personal use. This caught up with him, however, when they made a new place for him to eat he sat and pondered what they had to eat. They brought him peanut butter. He then ate such a big bite of peanut butter, it sealed his mouth shut. He had to go and and have his mouth pried open with a crowbar. they screwed up. see, what happened was they pried his teeth out with the crowbar after opening his mouth. He now could not eat anything more and was getting hungry again. This made him very sad. He could have no more chicken. So he ran to the nearest bakery and began to suck on bread untill he was sooo thirsty that he had to drink water. He ran to find a bottle, but could not find one. He had to go to the bathroom, so the though crossed his mind. "Do I drink it or no?" He then decided to drink the toilet water, like a dog, he was fine at first, but then the people writing this story so far have no idea how to properly use comas, semicolons or periods. That previous statement was not meant to be rude.

Now, where were we? Oh yes, drinking toilet water like a dog. He then decided to drink the toilet water like a dog. He was fine at first, but then he passed out face first into the bowl and began to drown. Someone else standing nearby at first laughed, then helped him out.. "Hmm... It seems all of your teeth are misssing, don't worry, I'm a banana with a hat. And I'm here to save you from eternal damnation." Our sympathetic hero then looked in disbelief at the banana with a hat and and slowly and quietly walked away. as soon as he got out side, he ran into the Banana with a Hat again. This Banana with a hat was following him everywhere. He wanted to get away from it so he run up a big hill, with Jack and Jill right behind him.

Unfortunately for him,
the chances were slim,
that he would be able to escape.
So he pulled out a gun,
Shot Jack, Jill and their son,
then grabbed the next train to Bel Air.

As gary, stood their, a voice floated in, "Porcu, i congratulate you on your skillz." So then, the banana with a hat was left behind and Jack and Jill and their son were dead. Porcu felt good being complimented, so good, in fact, he decided to write another tune.

One that was slower,
unlike your lawn mower,
with the setting at fast,
but oh, what a blast,
to have shot Jack and Jill,
as they ran up the hill.

Porcu saw how good it was and hoped that the others would agree with his judgment, for if they did not he would surely get depressed and eventually kill himself. Pointless to argue, everyone immediately panned Porcu to the ground, calling him "The worst poet of all-time, even worse than Vogon." Some years later, he was found dead in his apartment -- he hanged himself.

History would eventually vindicate this master of rhyme and the grandchildren and great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchilren of Krits and Metz and Tallsville and Clamps and all the other peoples of the earth would learn Porcu's poems by heart.

On a separate note, gary somehow had fallen from a plane flying over the pacific ocean. Descending at neck-breaking speed gary had no parachute and his only chance of survival lay
on the ground, twenty thousand feet underneath him: a little pocket with a little key which would unlock paradise.

Unfortunately he couldn't reach it and fell to the ground. He was killed on impact.

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg
"I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued:

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg
"I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued:
I hate you, Suineg. You will die within a fortnight. Then the banana dissappeared. The Suineg

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg
"I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued:
I hate you, Suineg. You will die within a fortnight. Then the banana dissappeared. Then Suineg stepped outside from his small house in the middle of the country. Surrounded by wheat as far as the eye can see, Suineg was truly amazed by recent events and voiced his opinion to his seven legged dog, Scoundrel.

"You know what Scoundrel?"
"What?" the dog replied in Rusyn, a Ukrainian dialect spoken by people who live in Transcarpathia around Uzhhorod.

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg
"I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued:
I hate you, Suineg. You will die within a fortnight. Then the banana dissappeared. Then Suineg stepped outside from his small house in the middle of the country. Surrounded by wheat as far as the eye can see, Suineg was truly amazed by recent events and voiced his opinion to his seven legged dog, Scoundrel.

"You know what Scoundrel?"
"What?" the dog replied in Rusyn, a Ukrainian dialect spoken by people who live in Transcarpathia around Uzhhorod.
"I might just use the machine malfunction to my advantage. If I could just sell it on the market, with nobody knowing it was borken

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg
"I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued:
I hate you, Suineg. You will die within a fortnight. Then the banana dissappeared. Then Suineg stepped outside from his small house in the middle of the country. Surrounded by wheat as far as the eye can see, Suineg was truly amazed by recent events and voiced his opinion to his seven legged dog, Scoundrel.

"You know what Scoundrel?"
"What?" the dog replied in Rusyn, a Ukrainian dialect spoken by people who live in Transcarpathia around Uzhhorod.
"I might just use the machine malfunction to my advantage. If I could just sell it on the market, with nobody knowing it was borken
I could make big money. Then scoundrel

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg
"I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued:
I hate you, Suineg. You will die within a fortnight. Then the banana dissappeared. Then Suineg stepped outside from his small house in the middle of the country. Surrounded by wheat as far as the eye can see, Suineg was truly amazed by recent events and voiced his opinion to his seven legged dog, Scoundrel.

"You know what Scoundrel?"
"What?" the dog replied in Rusyn, a Ukrainian dialect spoken by people who live in Transcarpathia around Uzhhorod.
"I might just use the machine malfunction to my advantage. If I could just sell it on the market, with nobody knowing it was borken
I could make big money. Then scoundrel scoffed at the idea. "Fool..."

The dog, Suineg's companion, suddenly morphed into

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he
invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine
could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier.
But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"

When down from the heavens decended...

Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!

Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg
"I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued:
I hate you, Suineg. You will die within a fortnight. Then the banana dissappeared. Then Suineg stepped outside from his small house in the middle of the country. Surrounded by wheat as far as the eye can see, Suineg was truly amazed by recent events and voiced his opinion to his seven legged dog, Scoundrel.

"You know what Scoundrel?"
"What?" the dog replied in Rusyn, a Ukrainian dialect spoken by people who live in Transcarpathia around Uzhhorod.
"I might just use the machine malfunction to my advantage. If I could just sell it on the market, with nobody knowing it was borken
I could make big money. Then scoundrel scoffed at the idea. "Fool..."

The dog, Suineg's companion, suddenly morphed into
A Monkey. the monkey then said

Once upon a time there was a little known genius named Suineg. Suineg was an inventor and made all kinds of things. He loved to invent things so much that he invented an Invention Idea Inventing Invention. This wonderous machine could actually invent things for real, making the lives of thousands of inventing inventors easier. But then the machine malfunctioned. It started to sputter and spit and threw a big fit before silencing itself once and for all.

"Oh, my machine!" Suineg cried. "What'll I do?"
When down from the heavens decended...
Oh no no no, this is my story. No Deux ex Machinas thank you!
Ok now where were we... Oh Yeah, "What'll I do?" A giant banana walked into the room then, and said to Suineg "I am thy Lord and Saviour. I was sent down to earth from the heavens." Suineg looked in amazement as the banana - with a hat - continued: I hate you, Suineg. You will die within a fortnight. Then the banana dissappeared. Then Suineg stepped outside from his small house in the middle of the country. Surrounded by wheat as far as the eye can see, Suineg was truly amazed by recent events and voiced his opinion to his seven legged dog, Scoundrel.
"You know what Scoundrel?"
"What?" the dog replied in Rusyn, a Ukrainian dialect spoken by people who live in Transcarpathia around Uzhhorod.
"I might just use the machine malfunction to my advantage. If I could just sell it on the market, with nobody knowing it was borken
I could make big money. Then scoundrel scoffed at the idea. "Fool..."
The dog, Suineg's companion, suddenly morphed into a monkey. The monkey then said that the apocalypse would be coming, and his inventing machine was the only thing in the universe and beyond that could save it.