Opinions on Crazyness

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

sacrifice what?

Nation Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-06-27 Age : 36

A goat of course, one always has to sacrifice goats to please the god-EMperor.

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

How will that help me with my grue problem?

And where would I get a goat?

Subject: Re: Opinions on Crazyness Sat 9 Apr 2011 - 1:10

On a farm... far, far, far away

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

Why are all my questions of grues ignored!? Sad

*wonders how to get to this farm when she's busy hiding from the grue*

New Nation Posts : 4 Join date : 2011-04-12 Age : 38

> what is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

Oh, thank you! Smile

*turns on a flashlight*

Subject: Re: Opinions on Crazyness Sat 16 Apr 2011 - 21:31

You have to pay your flashlight taxes first!

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

But, but, I have no money! Sad

Subject: Re: Opinions on Crazyness Tue 26 Apr 2011 - 22:46

Prostitution. ;P

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

I am shocked that you would encourage such behavior. Shocked, I say!

Nation Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-06-27 Age : 36

What's wrong with prostitution? I do it every day! Please enlighten me....

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

Kritschboilek wrote:: What's wrong with prostitution? I do it every day! Please enlighten me....

You do? Can I borrow some money please? There is a grue after me and I must pay my flashlight taxes to keep him away.

Nation Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-06-27 Age : 36

One of the worst misunderstandings of my job is that people think I make lots of money.

I don't. While old fat and sweaty bastards do pay well, I am in a team and we need to take care of one another, since some get sick, get pregnant, or get other visceral diseases. This means I need to service at least fifty of old fat and sweaty bastards every month to make a good living.

And then there are those who I find too miserable to ask money. Lawyers, politicians and marketeers for examples tend to beg and scream and cry like a little child to get what they want. Truly they are the worst. Lawyers complain about how illegal it is to pay for sex, while simultaneously spraying their semen in my face, and then walking away without paying or they will sue you out of existence. Politicians always try to bargain and extensively debate over even the pettiest of things they want to do, and you wont even notice you lost control. Marketeers are simple bullies who are able to talk you into giving it for free and even making you feel good for doing it.

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tl;dr? i dont have your money, gtfo!

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

I didn't say you had lots of money, I just figured you had some. I have none. I am sorry Sad

*hides from the grue*

Nation Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-06-27 Age : 36

Oops, my bad. I thought you implied I had a lot of money. I should be sorry! Sad

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

Aww, don't be sad Sad

*hugs*

Subject: Re: Opinions on Crazyness Fri 6 May 2011 - 1:05

I would gladly take lots of money... Wink

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

Well as we all know by now, I do not. And you're just gonna let me get violated and eaten by a grue. Sad

EDIT: I see you lurking here, Krits. >.>

Nation Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-06-27 Age : 36

Damn. Busted. Sad

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

What're you looking all angry about?

Subject: Re: Opinions on Crazyness Sun 15 May 2011 - 0:13

He's just off his happy pills... ;P

Nation Posts : 65 Join date : 2010-08-09

Oooh, thats not good...

*brings Krits offerings of happy pills*

Nation Posts : 181 Join date : 2009-06-27 Age : 36

*fast-paced swelling dramatic music*

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Too late! I SHALL BE ANGRY FOREVER NOW! I SHALL START WITH YOU! PUNY LITTLE FICKLE HUMAN! Can you hear me great mass of flesh? I will defeat you!

I hate every damn one of you! Especially you! EM! You are the most arrogant, selfish and idiot leader we ever had! even surpassing Nessie in stupidity and lameness! you couldnt keep the forum running and that because you where too busy watching pron! and kaitrel, posting so often is not a good surrogate for you momma who left you when you were five! and you know what? she left you for ME! yea, thats right buddy, she left YOU for ME! now what does that tell you about you? that you are a stupid, lonely, power-wanking pron-consuming little crybaby and that i am, and i will make this simple, i am GLORIOUS! i bang you momma every night until dawn! and she begs me never to stop! i make her cum so hard that the universe almost splinters in half and all of you weaklings are eradicted from the dirty face of the crapsack earth! i hate you losers who cant have a good puss or dick once in a while and i will make any attempt you do immediately useless as i will CONSUME THEM MYSELF! hyrule was my life and you morons destroyed it by not recruiting anymore. you fuckers made me go through hell and all that! you are worse than jews and nazis you dont deserve to live you are lower than lower i will stamp on your faces forever i will voluntarily massacre you! youre gonna hafta PAY for every damn thing you did! and i wont stop when dawn comes as i do with kaitrel's mom and EM's wife and daughters - no i will continue and continue and go on and on and on until the mere sight of your bodies provokes panic attacks in even the best trained trauma surgeons! and the best part of it is you will be AWAKE when it all happens! hear my creed: I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL!

tl;dr? lets be friends Very Happy

Subject: Re: Opinions on Crazyness Sat 4 Jun 2011 - 13:09

Friends, yes, just don't drink the punch!

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