Crazyness

*doesnt know how to swim*
*attempts to break the shark tank*
*hopes something will save him*

*puts aprk on lockdown*
*throws bloody fish near metz*
*walks away.*

Amazing. its like a combo of Asterisk&Crazyness! How do two games of my creation end up joined. :O

*runs off saying nothing but crazy talk*

In the mean time, somewhere totally different...

*visits Paris*
*climbs Eiffel Tower*
*is again arrested by police for illegal climbage du Eiffel Tour*
*is in prison*
*uses money to gain influence*
*escapes from prison with help from every inmate*
*then rats them all out again*
*gets backfired upon by the police who not only recapture the inmates, but also self*
*gets stolen and raped by police*
*rots in prison*

*is laughing because Krits dropped the soap in the prison showers.*
*Runs to Italy.*
*Eats a crap load of pasta*
*is happy*

*had escaped to Italy and placed poison in the pasta*
*laughs at Tallsville for eating it*
*Begins to eat the bread, soup and desserts instead*

Oh, God...Not this again...

*Edge of top lip twitches*
*Climbs to highest local point*
*Pulls out Gatling Gun and fires randomly*

*is hit with bullets from no where*
*attemts tp run away*
*Begins to throw grenades anywhere possible*

*is hit with bullet in head*
*is happy because now the poison won't make his death painful*

*teleports to Porcu*
*Eats him in one giant bite*
*gets massive stomach ache from giant thing in stomach*

*respawns back in Italy*
*makes own pasta*
*is happy*

Tallsville wrote:

*respawns back in Italy*

You can't respawn, silly!

*Shoots Tallsville*
*Steals and eats pasta*

*respawns again*
*Shoots Porcu*
*says "My pasta" in true jack Sparrow fashion.*
*eats pasta*

FYI...

*is still in prison, waiting for a heroic muscular male -- think Schwarzenegger-Norris-Eastwood- combo -- to save him by use of at least two .44 and a helicopter*

*Sends Ahnuld in with a .45 and a bi plane*

*tries throwing grenades at the plane flying above him*
*Catches plane wing on fire*
*gets blown up by his own grenade(s)*

*Laughs*
*Laughs again*
*ROFLMAO, learn to fight, n00bs.*

*Then Porcu cries "Let my people go!"*
*Waits for response*

*comes to save all from their problems in a heroic rescue mission*
*is lauded upon as one of the greatest men ever to exist*

*In tribute and praise, Porcu and his people shout Krits' slogan 'The apocalypse will be shiny!' before disappearing into the Black Forest*

*comes back to life with an army of immortal zombies*
*begins an attack on krits rescue mission and everything else*

*watches as he has an EPIC FAIL!*

*being considered one of the greatest men to ever exist, he single-handedly solves the three most ancient and common problems of the world: world hunger, teenage pregnancy and syphilis*
*is an epic winrar*

*Questions Krits' authenticity*
*Uncovers The Great Krits Hoax*
*Locks him away*
*He rots in prison*

*was exposed as one of the greatest fraudsters to ever walk the earth*
*rots in prison*
*is an epic failure*

But wait!

Catnarok shall come! Kritschboilek will be avenged! OVER 9000 harpoons shall be manned, and all your bases will belong to us that day.

(BTW, I'm certain Tacgnol will win the EPIC!!!1111ONEONEONEELEVENTY battle!)

*still rots in prison*